cheshire grinning villain of my pantomime
swagger out your vortex just in time
to catch harlequin and columbine out of [bad word] cobra charmer and crash my gate
trick or treater swindle me some mdma 
and let the slapstick clown swap with pantaloon (again and again) 

and we're going for the jugular
and we're going down town
hopscotch through my playground
do do do do do do do do do
hey de de bop hey de de bop bop

goddess in an infinity cove 
cuts the caper in a leotard of gold
does the way she cavort not distort your political view?
let's masquerade on the promenade
let's foxtrot across your map
it's a hoedown a showdown a shinding and knees-up too

and we're going for the jugular 
and we're going down town 
hopscotch through my playground 
do do do do do do do do do

no flame burns brighter than yours
no flame burns brighter than yours
indeed many try 
so tie the knot into your tie
zip your zip and flick your zippo light
we have the target in our sight 

and we're going for the jugular
and we're going down town
hopscotch through my playground
do do do do do do do do do