Not that I'm that hard to please
Lately when I hit the street
It's hum-de-dum, (hum-de-dum-de dum)

When the hard times hit
They Hit the biz
The hardest hit make the best of it
The hardest hit make the best of it
The hardest hit make the best of it

Strong dollar stockbroker right to the bottom
Sink down with your boomtown
High water Realtors arrive with numbers over their eyes
Stopwatch hearts

Good God, I love the party-starved
Businessmen with stopwatch hearts
They don't beat, they tick
They don't beat, they tick

Good God, I love the party-starved
Businessmen with stopwatch hearts
They don't beat
They don't beat

'Round that corner, down the street
There's a dive where working girls retreat
From their hum-de-dum, hum-de-dum-de dum

So tilt that felt hat to the side
Thrift store 3 for .99
Gonna get me one
Gonna get me one
And get that every night

Strong dollar stockbroker right to the bottom
Sink down with your boomtown
High water Realtors arrive with numbers over their eyes
Stopwatch hearts

Good God, I love the party-starved
Businessmen with stopwatch hearts
They don't beat, they tick
They don't beat, they tick

Good God, I love the party-starved
Businessmen with stopwatch hearts
They don't beat
They don't beat

Good God, I love the party-starved
Businessmen with stopwatch hearts
They don't beat, they tick
They don't beat, they tick

Good God, I love the party-starved
Businessmen with stopwatch hearts
They don't beat
They don't beat

They tick
They tick

So tilt that felt hat to the side
Thrift store 3 for .99
Gonna get me one
Gonna get me one
And get that every night

Gonna get me one
And get that every night