Hello, hello, [bad word] to your first night,  
In the place where the pizza is hot and the fun brings light. 
 Now you saw us in the local news,  
What made your thought presume, this was the job for you, 
what will you do?! 

 between 12am and the break of dawn, 
 The toys start to glitch from when they power on.  
You got your cameras and your flashlight what more is there to need,  
Just be quick, just be ready 
for their pretty scaryyy   

Just be very very wary as the night goes on, I maybe there at the beginning, but not for long,  
I've pre-recorded messages to keep you aliiive 

  Cus I'm The phone guy, I'm here to take the care and the fear, 
 But once the time ends near, I will not be here,  
Yeah I'm the phone guy ring ring, 
these are all [bad word] I bring,  
There's not a lot of time before I [bad word] you to survive 
 I'm the phone guy, tick tock, 
watch the hours on the clock, 
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions 
You make, I am the phone guy!  Yes I am, the phone guy!a 

Hey hey how ya doin? Now the first night was fine, 
But here's a deep dark warning for the future up ahead so divine, 
Now you see the pirate cove is a blare, just keep an eye on the guy and you will be prepared, 
Now the rest of the bunch, well I'm not too sure, 
Because the next thing you know they're outside your door, 
So don't forget my simple methods and just use your lights, 
Before they take your body and they leave you to die 

Be veery veery warey that the battery drains 
so preserve your only tools and your life remains, 
Keep the light shining bright for the final niiiight! 

Cus I'm The phone guy, I'm here to take the care and the fear, 
But once the time ends near, I will not be here, 
Yeah I'm the phone guy ring ring, 
these are all [bad word] I bring, 
There's not a lot of time before I [bad word] you to survive 
I'm the phone guy, tick tock, watch the hours on the clock, 
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions 
You make, I am the phone guy! Yes I am, the phone guy! 

He-hey there dude, glad you're back 
 The last security guard just couldn't pick up the slack, 
 So now you're the new guy picking up the job, 
 So just please understand this nightmare never stops, 
  So we build it up from scratch, taking the [bad word]  taking the stuff that wouldn't  work,  
Cus we all know all the broken stuff just makes you go berserk 
To add suspension, the tension in this attraction,  
Check the vents for your protection, from the broken down hallucinations. 
 In the past they said that they stuffed you in a suit,  
You know the cover up story sounds kinda cute,  
Just remember now that everything's gonna be fine,  
Because you're darkest thoughts are all in your mind  
Now before I leave I just remembered we found a toy, 
 freaking robot with brains, oh what a joy.  
So I'll pass you recordings of the original voice,  
See he'll never leave you bee, so just listen, you don't have a choice 

 Take what you have learned and [bad word] the master, Then you'll be safe, when I'm not around! 

Cus I'm The phone guy, I'm here to take the care and the fear,  
But once the time ends near, I will not be here,  
Yeah I'm the phone guy ring ring, 
these are all [bad word] I bring,  
There's not a lot of time before I [bad word] you to survive 
 I'm the phone guy, tick tock, 
watch the hours on the clock, 
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions 
You make, I am the phone guy! 
Cus I'm The Phone Guy! 

HELLO HELLO!