Paging Dr. House,
Put down the playstation!
About face,
And Check out this case.
Caucasian male patient,
Gastrointestinal distress,
brown abrasions. [bad word] a mess of tests and
get more information

Is it bacterial, venereal, or too much fiber in his cereal?
Is he on any medication?
Crack try a minute,
Y'all are all behind in clinic,
Im sure y'all can find a minute,
to finally go in and face it.
Dr. Chase, don't let Dr. Cameron embrace 'em!
Dr. Foreman, wait don't break into his place yet!

Check his platelets,
Blood for oxygenization.
Plainsboro, stay thorough.
What's the situation?
Wilson, you're his buddy, did he cut on and get [bad word] with Dr. Cuddy or was it all a hallucination?
His affect is changin', his synapses are breakin'
Perhaps he saw Dr. Hadley in Maxim on page 10,
Oh, snap, or is it Alvie's imagination?
Daydreamin in the dayroom,
Screaming, its House don't change the station!