I'm gonna tell ya a story, so listen up boys,
It was a night and I woke up from a weird noise
Well I pulled on my pants and went outside
And what I've seen there has made my eyes to open wide
It looked so crazy, it looked misplaced,
It was a zombie double bass from outer space!

It had a long ungly neck with a little head,
Man, I wished I've stayed in bed.
Just one leg and big fat butt
It's strings were made of human guts!
It looked so nasty, real disgrace,
Zombie double bass from outer space!

Ref:
Zombie double bass from outer space,
Slap, slap, slap all over the place
Zombie double bass from outer space,
It came to humiliate the human race!

It came in a spaceship all the way from Mars
It was a-searchin' for some monster [bad word] and killer guitars
They've got a [bad word] of a band on the planet Zorch
But had nobody to light the torch
So now I'm gonna slap it for nights and days,
Zombie double bass, from outer space.

Zombie double bass from outer space,
Slap, slap, slap right in your face!
Zombie double bass from outer space,
It came to humiliate! 
It came to humiliate! 
It came to humiliate
The human race!