[bad word]  Dido
My tea's gone cold I'm wonder why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

1st [bad word]  volume gradually grows over raindrop background
2nd [bad word]  full volume with beat right after
"thunder" noise

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or
something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; [bad word] it, what's been up? Man how's your
daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm about to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some [bad word] who didn't want
him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest
fan
I even got the underground [bad word] that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the [bad word] you did [bad word] too, that [bad word] was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, [bad word] yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

 [bad word]  Dido}
My tea's gone cold I'm wonder why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have
a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's [bad word] UP you don't answer
fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for
Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty [bad word] man - you're like his [bad word] idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I
do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a [bad word] day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got [bad word] else so that [bad word] helps when
I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a [bad word] for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cos you
tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin
up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever
lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too

 [bad word]  Dido}
My tea's gone cold I'm wonder why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your [bad word] 
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve
it?
I know you got my last two le