Les: I’m goin’ down to South Park. Gonna have myself a time. 

Kyle & Stan: Friendly faces everywhere. Humble folks without temptation. 

Les: Goin’ down to South Park. Gonna leave my woes behind. 

Cartman: Ample parking day or night. People spouting Howdy Neighbor! 

Stan: Heading on up to South Park. Gonna see if I can’t unwind

Kenny (muffled): I like girls with big fat [bad word]  I like girls with big vaginas
 [bad word] on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.