Ah-dee-ah-dee-ah-dee-ah-dee-ah-dee-ah-dee-ah-dee-ah-dee-ah

I never used to cry cause I was all alone
For me, myself and I is all I've ever known
I never felt the need to have a hand to hold
In everything I do I [bad word] control
That's where [bad word] from
My lucky number's one

I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
I'm having so much fun
My lucky number's one
Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh!

I now detect an alien vibration here
There's something in the air besides the atmosphere
The object of the action is [bad word] clear
An imminent attack upon my heart I fear
The evidence is strong
My lucky number's wrong
Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh!

Something tells me my lucky number's gonna be changing soon
Something tells me my lucky number's gonna be two-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee-oo

You certainly do have a strange effect on me
I never thought that I could feel the way I feel
There's something in your eyes gives me a wild idea
I never want to be apart from you my dear
I guess it must be [bad word] 
My lucky number's two

This rearrangement suits me now I must confess
The number one was dull and number two is best
I wanna stay with you
My lucky number's two
Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh!

Number two
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