Drinks, finks, football and [bad word] 
Business suits and newspapers, arguments, work, cable TV.
Laziness, cars, lungs, size, don't you know what girls say sometimes?
Men are not nice guys, men are not nice guys, men are not nice guys.

Drinks, finks, football and [bad word]  business suits and new specs,
Horses, games, insecurity, laziness, loudness and cable TV.
Men think they know how to have fun, don't you know what girls say sometimes?
Men are not nice guys, men are not nice guys.
Men are not nice guys, men are not nice guys.

Men are not nice guys, men are not nice guys,
Men are not nice guys.