KICK THE BRIDE DOWN THE AISLE
(Morrissey/Jesse Tobias)

Kick the bride down the aisle
and make no mistake
it's the best you can do
for everyone's sake

kick the bride down the aisle
and treasure the day
I know so much more than
I'm willing to say

She just wants a slave
to break his back in pursuit
of a living wage
so that she can laze and graze
for the rest of her days
write down every word I say

Kick the bride down the aisle
in a mudslide of gloom
she'll order you to
tidy your room

Kick the bride down the aisle
look at that cow
in the field
it knows more
than your bride knows now

She just wants a slave 
to break his back in pursuit
of a living wage
so that she can laze and graze
for the rest of her days
write down every word I say

You're that stretch of the beach
that the tide doesn't reach
no meaning, no reason
the lonely season

Kick the bride down the aisle
and treasure the day.