STAIRCASE AT THE UNIVERSITY 
(Morrissey/Boz Boorer)

March, April, May 
she crammed night and day
I hadn't seen her smile in a while
March, April, May
she crammed night and day
I hadn't seen her smile in a while
staircase at the university
she threw herself down
and her head split three ways

“If you don't get three A's”
her sweet daddy said
”you're no child of mine
and as far as I'm concerned you're dead”
”If you don't get three A's”
her sweet daddy said
”you're no child of mine
and as far as I'm concerned you're dead”
staircase at the university
she threw herself down
and her head split three ways

”If you don't get three A's“
her lovely boyfriend said
”your shame is sure to stain the family name”
”If you don't get three A's” 
her lovely boyfriend said
”your shame is sure to stain the family name”
staircase at the university
she threw herself down
and her head split three ways

Cramming, slam in
pack ’em in, ramming
choc-a-bloc books
power study, polish up
and if it breaks your heart
then don't [bad word] to me
cramming, slam in
pack ’em in, ramming
choc-a-bloc books
power study, polish up
and if you break your legs
then don't [bad word] to me