Gift Of The Magi 2: Return Of The Magi (исполнитель: Andrew Jackson Jihad)
I used to be a dead guy Now I'm a [bad word] jedi And I've got lots of news for you And I've got a long list of things to do I used to dwell in the present I used to be so hesitant But now I've got my whole life to live And I've got all my love to give To all you [bad word] that I hate It's like the Gift of the Magi It's like the Gift of the Magi 2 You sold your soul to buy some [bad word] And I sold my soul to grow a [bad word] We gotta get him in the van Well what if he resists? Just kick him in the back of the [bad word] head And put him in the back of the [bad word] van It's a miracle of science All this betrayal and violence And it lives inside us all It lives inside our hearts Just like a stupid [bad word] tapeworm Who can we blame? The husband divorced his wife After she cut her hair Because she was way less [bad word] And that's just unforgivable He moved into a condo He hung out by the pool But he never wore a bathing suit He just wanted to scope out the talent If God doesn't like ugly Then God doesn't like anybody So [bad word] God anyway God is obsolete My God thinks my jokes are funny There's no one to blame People are just [bad word] mean Go suns!