Oh its bad luck to be you
chosen one of many isn't new
When you think you're full of luck, in the [bad word] you'll get [bad word] Oh its bad luck to be you
Now Ogun came young from a farm and tried to save the princess from all harm
Equipped with just a stick and a head made out of brick, his rabbit's foot failed as a charm
Oh its bad luck to be you
The prophecy is [bad word] [bad word] In a pickle you'll be stuck, like a chicken you will cluck
Oh its bad luck to be you
Believing that he was the one
His ego weighed in at a ton
His mum's a crazy bat - did we mention she was fat! And she'll need a pine box for her son
Oh its bad luck to be you
Don't think for a second its not [bad word] 
When your life [bad word] amuck, you will see that you're the [bad word] .
Oh its bad luck to be, really bad luck to be, nobody could disagree, its a freakin' guarantee..
Its bad luck to be you! Diddly-doo