Bad Idea Bear #1:
Take her home!

Bad Idea Bear #2:
She's wasted!

Bad Idea Bears:
Yaaay!

Kate Monster:
My God, Princeton! Right there! Right there! 
That's the spot - that's the spot - okay, a little lower - 
okay, now to the left - no, my left - ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

Princeton:
Oh, my God, Kate, no one's ever touched me like this
before - you can't put your finger there - 
OOH! PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!

Both:
Oh, yeah!

Gary Coleman:
You can be as loud as
The [bad word] you want
When you're making love

Bad Idea Bears:
When you're making love!

Gary Coleman:
You can be as loud as
The [bad word] you want
When you're making love!

Bad Idea Bears:
When you're making love!

Gary Coleman:
You can be as loud as
The [bad word] you want
When you're making love!

Bad Idea Bears:
When you're making love!

Gary Coleman:
You can be as loud as
The [bad word] you want...

Kate Monster/Princeton:
Ahhhhhhh!

Gary Coleman:
Gary Coleman! You hear what?  [bad word] no, I won't tell them to quiet down!

Kate Monster:
Are we being too loud?

Princeton:
Yeah are we bothering someone?

Gary Coleman:
Oh, no, not at all, kids! 
You keep doing what you're doing.

Bad Idea Bears:
Yeah! Louder!

Gary Coleman:
You're not allowed to be loud
At the library
At the art museum 
Or at a play
But when you and your partner
Are doing the nasty
Don't behave like you're 
At the ballet!
Cause you can be as loud as
The [bad word] you want
When you're making love

Bad Idea Bears:
Making sweet, sweet love

Gary Coleman:
You can be as loud as
The [bad word] you want
When you're making love

Bad Idea Bears:
Loud as the [bad word] 
Loud as the [bad word] you want!

Gary Coleman:
Don't let the neighbors
Stop you from havin' fun,
They'll have peace and quiet
When you’re good and done.

All:
Be as loud as 
The [bad word] you want
When you’re making love!
Loud as the [bad word] you want...

Kate Monster:
Faster, Princeton!

Christmas Eve:
Brian, slow down! This not a race!

All:
Loud as the [bad word] you want...

Princeton:
Oh, yeah!

Brian:
Who’s your daddy? 

Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!

All:
Loud as the [bad word] you want...
Loud as the [bad word] you want...

Gary Coleman:
Smack it and lick it [bad word] it and suck it!

All:
Loud as the [bad word] you want...

Christmas Eve:
Yes! Work your mama!

All:
Loud as the [bad word] you-

Kate Monster:
Oh yeah, that’s it!

Brian:
Ooh, babe!

Trekkie Monster:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

All:
Loud as the [bad word] you-
Loud as the [bad word] you-
Loud as the [bad word] you-
Loud as the [bad word] you-
Loud as the [bad word] you-
Loud as the [bad word] you-
Loud as the [bad word] you-
Want!