i don't care if it rains or freezes 
long as i've got my plastic jesus 
sitting on the dashboard of my car [bad word] in colors, pink and pleasant 
glows in the dark cause it's iridescent 
take it with you when you travel far 

get yourself a sweet madonna 
dressed in trans-tone 
sitting on a pedestal 
of abalone shell 
going ninety i ain't scary 
cause i got the virgin mary 
assuring me that i won't go to [bad word]