gohan wa sugoi yo nande mo au yo HOKA HOKA 
RAAMEN udon ni okonomiyaki kore kore 
tansuikabutsu to tansuikabutsu no 
yume no KORABOREESHON☆ 
(ATSU ATSU HOKA HOKA)

gohan wa sugoi yo nai to [bad word] yo 
mushiro gohan ga okazu da yo 
kansaijin nara yappari okonomiyaki & gohan

demo watashi kansaijin ja naindesu 
(donai yanen!) 
Ichi・Ni・San・Shi・GO・HA・N! 
Ichi・Ni・San・Shi・GO・HA・N!

gohan wa sugoi yo nande mo au yo HOKA HOKA 
KIMUCHI ni nattou namatamago kore kore 
shiroi gohan wa masshiroi KANBASU 
mugen IMAJINEESHON 
(ATSU ATSU HOKA HOKA)

gohan wa sugoi yo nai to [bad word] yo 
yappari gohan wa shushoku da ne 
nipponjin nara tonikaku PAN shoku yori gohan desho

"Gohan wa okazu ja nai no ka yo!" 
"Ah...wasureteta~" 
"Kora-!!"

gohan wa sugoi yo nande mo au yo HOKA HOKA 
yakisoba takoyaki tonpeiyaki kore kore 
tansuikabutsu to tansuikabutsu no 
yume no KORABOREESHON☆ 
(ATSU ATSU HOKA HOKA icchae icchae)

gohan wa sugoi yo nai to [bad word] yo 
mushiro gohan ga okazu da yo 
kansaijin nara yappari okonomiyaki & gohan

watashi zensei wa kansaijin! 
(donai yanen!) 
Ichi・Ni・San・Shi・GO・HA・N! 
Ichi・Ni・San・Shi・GO・HA・N! 
Ichi・Ni・San・Shi・GO・HA・N! 
Ichi・Ni・San・Shi・GO・HA・N!