I'm the private eye,
Hot on your trail
The top gun for hire

You'll find me lurking in the shadows,
Always searching for a clue
I'm the bulletproof detective
I got my eye on you

[Spoken:]
Snapshot of the parking lot, man and woman embrace
Partners in crime ignite the infidelity into these crimes of passion.
Betrayal?  I see it every day, 
Like my own reflection in the mirror staring back at me.
Another case, another bottle of booze, life is no longer a mystery to me.

'Cause I'm the private eye,
Hot on your trail,
The top gun for hire 

You'll find me lurking in the shadows,
Always searching for a clue
I'm the bulletproof detective,
I got my eye on you

[Spoken:]
11:18 PM, subject is checking into the Desert Palms motel, [bad word] by unknown female.

[Spoken dialogue:]
So, what turns you on?
* Pretend you're dead, that'll turn me on.
You're a sick little [bad word]  aren't you?
* I just get what I want. Even if it's by force.
You don't have to rape the willing. You got anything to drink around here?
* I'm not paying you to sit around and drink.
Well then shut up, I'll punch the clock, and you can [bad word] me 'til the blood scares you.
* Oh, yeah [bad word] 
* Take it all, [bad word]  Dirty little [bad word]  Good little girl. Say goodnight, [bad word] 

Meow.