[Jeff Bass]
This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady
The views and events expressed here are totally [bad word] 
And are not necessarily the views of anyone
However, the events and suggestions that appear on this album
Are not to be taken lightly
Children should not partake in the listening of this album
With laces in their shoes
Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions. Upon purchasing this album, You have agreed not to try this at home. (a-anything else?)

[Eminem]
Yeah. Don't do [bad word]