As I was motivatin' back in town
I saw a Cadillac sign sayin' 'No Money Down'
So I eased on my brakes and I pulled in the drive
Gunned my motor twice then I walked inside

Dealer came to me said "Trade in you Ford
And I'll put you in a car that'll eat up the road
Just tell me what you want and then sign that line
And I'll have it brought down to you in a hour's time"

I'm gonna get me a car
And I'll be headed on down the road
Then I won't have to worry
About that broken down, ragged Ford

Well Mister I want a yellow convertible four door De Ville
With a Continental spare and a wide chrome wheel
I want power steering and power brakes
I want a powerful motor with a jet off-take

I want air condition, I want automatic heat
And I want a full Murphy bed in my back seat
I want short-wave radio, I want TV and a phone
You know I gotta talk to my baby when I'm ridin' alone

Yes I'm gonna get that car
And I'm gonna head on down the road
Yeah, then I won't have to worry
About that broken down, ragged Ford

I want four carburetors and two straight exhausts
I'm burnin' aviation fuel no matter what the cost
I want railroad air horns and a military spark
And I want a five year guarantee on everything I got

I want ten dollar deductible I want twenty dollar notes
I want thirty thousand liability" that's all she wrote

I got me a car
And I'm headed on down the road
No money down I don't have to worry
About that broken down, ragged Ford