Yoooo, don't you love me though,
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Uh, yeah, yeah [bad word] biggest loser of the century,
 [bad word] over flusees that i'll never meet,
Yeah i'm still eating student recipes,
Ironically it seems its only eggs that ever get a beat
Couse I'm living so leisurely,
Waiting for the perfect girl to offer me a set of keys,
And hug me in the mirror while i [bad word] my teeth
Everything rosey, but rosie,
I gotta very unhealthy obsession with her
We should [bad word] merry me
Always see her face and i'll be flicking through a magazine,
She's always with another dude and it just angers me,
He's another one you see in movies over camera screen,
Actors get the chicks man, footballers get pig wags,
Rappers get her too but i'm a loser so i sit back
I wanna role with models on my side,
If you soa me as a role model before this i apologize
I'm sorry

Yoooo, don't you love me though,
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (2x)

Yeah, yeah baby, i've got media skills,
I classed you as my lover in a feature films,
 [bad word] to the yard if you need a thrills,
But first i get the train you know i keep it real
I'm a voyer,  i transport you right and wrong,
Nice butch [bad word] readings a turn on, 
Sitting all the patient and flicking through pages got me
Thinking that ragious thoughts i wanna merry her
Ooh your so smart probably beat me at scrabble,
You look the part probably eating an apple,
She got that english roast thing going on,
I wanna catch her in my balls i'm thinking pokemon
Yeah, in the mirror like a bad [bad word] 
Looking through the window with Anne Summers,
Baby we've needed no stopping, drink a bloody mary,
And we can get a pop in

Yoooo, don't you love me though,
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (2x)

Uh, when [bad word] to meeting girls
I aint got [bad word] to say,
I sit at home every night 
And think of diffirent chicks today,
Me and  milicune is sitting in a carriage
But apparently that only happens
If your lose is timber lane
When i say that i aint got chat,
I aint lying you can bank on that,
The kind they died to awkwardly stare,
Walk away then never turn back,
Need someone to tell me out,
Need someone to tell me how,
To handle all this female malarkey,
Cuz now i feel like the biggest loser in town,
Can't deal with that [bad word]  
So give me a help in hand,
Just a couple of tips and pointers 
Would make me a better man

Yoooo, don't you love me though,
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (2x)

Why don't you kill me and why don't you wear
big shirt the next morning like in every film&