I remain lazydaisy, hazy, crazy
Staying in the bed until an hour on three
Got some appointments but got them all canceled
Now I got the situation handled
Man I will get up and hurry [bad word] up
But not untill I roll over bout three times
Get out of bed and take my caffeine, protein
Then I slide through the double scene
Like sunshine pretty women won't decline
When invited for a glass of wine
The time is about sixish
Ready for a hot dish
Barbecue, botstue or hot fish
Whatever the case be I remain lazy
Negativity today won't phaze me
I'm not bluffing
I'm trying to tell you something
Today I'ma do absolutely nothing
Cause man I'm lazy
 [bad word] ] I'm lazy.

Now it's seven o'clock and I'm up in the garden
Yawning, fifth glass of wine now I'm starting
To get that feeling again
Wanna write something down for some of that healing again
Chillin' again after writing a few sentences
Ignoring my phone and all it's messages
See this just is one of them lyricists [bad word] the business which is [bad word] him
In which case I dismiss the [bad word] Keeping me off my path
But today I take a break from that and laugh
Have a blast as I sit back
Taking all the [bad word] back
Today motivation is the only thing I lack
I'm lazy.
 [bad word] ]
Dreamin' on the couch with my feet up. I'm lazy.

Lying on the couch, bag of chips on my belly
Focus on one thing: only on the telly
Juice and bonbons and finishing my jelly
Should take a shower but won't
Even though I'm smelly
Went to the deli to get all of my groceries
Eggs, chicken and cheese
Now I got the steeze to chill or just freeze
Every minute of relaxation that I can squeeze in, I will
Chilled is the mode I'm in
I'm nodding of need to [bad word] but I'm holding in
I hop in my bed and then I start to grin
Thinking tomorrow I should be sleeping in
Cause man, I'm lazy
 [bad word] ]
I'm lazy.
Dreamin' on the couch with my feet up.