[THE LIVING TOMBSTONE - INTRO]

[YELLING AT CATS - VERSE 1]

How to be popular? Well, why do you ask? 
Gaining popularity ain't just an easy task, 
You will lose all of your friends, and then you will see, 
That it ain't worth being what they want you to be,

And I know it's kinda cool riding in a big rich yacht, 
I know it's nice when you're known in Canterlot, 
But all the ice and the diamonds, they can't make you smile, 
It isn't worth being well-known for a while,

Sit down for a second, and just hear me out, 
Did you forget what friendship was about? 
You got a dress to make, your friendship's at stake, 
You'll lose 'em if you do this. You're making a mistake,

So walk with me. Talk with me. I'll show you some fun, 
I'll give you some tips and when we are done, 
You'll show them all and be the star of the show, 
You'll [bad word] the pony everypony should know,

[THE LIVING TOMBSTONE - [bad word] 

See who they hang on every word I speak, 
My approving is what they all seek, 
I'm creme de la creme, not just another Jane Doe, 
I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know,

[YELLING AT CATS - VERSE 2]

Look at them all. They all know your name, 
You have proven your point. You are not the same, [bad word] to other fillies, you have got the fame, 
You feel so happy but you don't feel shame?

You got an invitation, you have made your decision, 
But all this fame is only just clouding your vision, 
You've sacrificed so much for little recognition, 
Get ready baby, now it's time for the audition,

Pack all your bags, we're going for a ride, 
Remember the Gala? Yeah, we're going inside, 
Don't act excited. Prepare for hilarity, 
All of your friends are here. Remember them, Rarity?

You forgot Twilight's dress and what will you say? 
Look in her eyes. You missed her own birthday, 
All of this is stupid, and you're making it tragic, 
Drop the fame game and show 'em that Friendship is Magic,

[SOLO]

[THE LIVING TOMBSTONE - BREAKDOWN]

Because I'm the type of pony, 
Yes i'm the type of pony, 
Yes I'm the type of pony, 
Everypony, everpony should know. 
Because I'm the type of pony, 
Yes i'm the type of pony, 
Yes I'm the type of pony, 
Everypony, everpony should know.

[YELLING AT CATS - OUTRO]

How to be popular? Well, why do you ask? 
Gaining popularity ain't just an easy task, 
You will lose all of your friends, and then you will see, 
That it ain't worth being what they want you to be,

So walk with me. Talk with me. I'll show you some fun, 
I'll give you some tips and when we are done, 
You'll show them all and be the star of the show, 
You'll [bad word] the pony everypony should know!

[END]

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