[bad word]  this traffic jam, how i hate to be late
Hurts my motor to go so slow [bad word]  this traffic jam, time i get home my supper be cold [bad word]  this traffic jam.

Well, I left my office at 5 o'clock 15 minutes to go 3 blocks
Just in time to stand in line with the freeway looking like a parking lot
 [bad word]  this traffic jam, how I hate to be late
Hurts my motor to go so slow [bad word]  this traffic jam, time I get home my supper be cold [bad word]  this traffic jam.

Well, I almost had a heart attack (waooh)
Looking in the rear-view mirror (saw)
Saw my face movin' in [bad word] (beep beep)
With the man in the rear-view mirror.
'Bout to have a heart attack, I said,
 [bad word]  this traffic jam, how I hate to be late
Hurts my motor to go so slow [bad word]  this traffic jam, time I get home my supper be cold [bad word]  this traffic jam.

Now when i die, don't want no coffin,
Thought about it all too often
Just slap me in behind the wheel and bury me in my automobile!
 [bad word]  this traffic jam, how I hate to be late
Hurts my motor to go so slow [bad word]  this traffic jam, time I get home my supper be cold [bad word]  this traffic jam.
1mile 2mile 3mile 4mile 5mile 6mile 7miles 8miles

Doo dah woop bah dee saw soooo
Swop swop swapl'l beepbop nol hoooo huuuurl

LORD GET ME OUT THIS TRAFFIC JAM!