Wands (исполнитель: The Midnight Beast)
I'm Gary potter, You haven't heard'a me (no) You may of seen my bro in the Potter Octalogy (what?) That's eight films you know, I'm quite smart But that didn't help... getting me a Harry Potter part Should'a gone to Hogwarts, I didn't get in Now I'm living life as a wizard has been 'Cause life's not pretty, it's actually grim Not a fairytale by J.K Rowling The wands on the streets are dangerous They're easy to get, I got two!! It don't matter if you're famous We're still [bad word] for you Hanging round the streets Getting wasted on Butter-beer Disappear, steal a couple tings from the sweet shop Reappear... I got a bump on my head like a [bad word] head first at 9 and 3 quarters Everybody put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you don't get respect put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you're a wizard reject Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you can't do a spell put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Dumbledor you as well (sorry) I used to go to Hogwarts but I had enough Soon as I got sorted and put in to Hufflepuff Told the sorting hat, go [bad word] yourself and I quit 'Cause everybody knows that Hufflepuff is [bad word] I'm dead sirius... black was my heart when my girl got stole Hermione YOU ATE MY SOUL Like a demontor... Weasley [bad word] for you I got Wizard GPS on my Nimbus broom Us gingers are meant to stick together... Just kidding It's just a Hedwig put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you don't get respect put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you're a wizard reject Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Because magic is sick put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Voldemort? You're a [bad word] Oi! I'll give you a guess which house I was in Aloehomora your legs n i'll slytherin All the witches in the place Think I'm pretty harmless till I expelliarmous from My [bad word] What do you expect-o? After I got hexed ohhh Now I walk round with a constant erecto Would you help reducto Might involve a [bad word] though Hogwarts threw me out quick [bad word] my broomstick put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you don't get respect put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you're a wizard reject Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air I keep a spare in my pocket put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you're a nasty fat hobbit