OLIVER: Victor, have you ever visited Vadivostok? 

VICTOR: Never. In fact, I haven't travelled further than Liverpool. 

OLIVER: I've had an invitation from the University of Vladivostok to give a survey of my own creative verse. 

VICTOR: How marvellous! 

OLIVER: Will my navy overcoat be heavy enough. I wonder? It's long-sleeved and reversible. And I've got a pair of velvet Levis - rather a vivid violet! Do you think they'll approve?

 ViCTOR: I should think the professors will view violet Levis with violent disapproval. When do you leave? 

OLIVER: On the 7th of November. 

VICTOR: I don't advise you to travel on the 7th. It's the anniversary of the Valentine Invasion. And for heaven's sake. Oliver, don't overdo the caviar. Or the vodka. 

OLIVER: Victor, I do believe you're envious!