[Fluttershy] 
Now, Rainbow my dear, I cannot express my delight 
It's abundantly clear 
That somewhere out here 
Is a pet that will suit you just right 

[Rainbow Dash] 
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a [bad word] 
It's of utmost importance
The pet that I get 
Is something that's awesome and cool 
Fluttershy: Awesome,cool, got it. 
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see 

[Rainbow Dash] 
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me 

[Fluttershy] 
Sure! How 'bout a bunny? 
They're cutsey and wutsey and quick as can be 

[Rainbow Dash] 
Cutsey? Wutsey? Have you even met me? 

[Fluttershy] 
Rainbow have faith 
You see, I will bet you 
Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you 

Fluttershy: C'mon, the sky's the limit! 

Rainbow Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly. 

Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over him. Yes he does. Aww, look, he likes you! 

Rainbow Dash: Pass. 

[Fluttershy] 
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide 
There are otters and seals 
With massive appeal 

[Rainbow Dash] 
Otters and seals do not fly. 

Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water. 

Rainbow Dash: That's it. I'm outta here. 

[Fluttershy] 
Wait! There must be a pet here 
That will fit the ticket 
How 'bout a ladybug or a cute cricket? 

Rainbow Dash: Bigger. And cooler. 

Fluttershy: Bigger. Cooler. Right. 
I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash 
Meet your new fabulous pet Squirrely 

Rainbow Dash: It's just a squirrel. 
Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. flying squirrel! 

Rainbow Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying. 

Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it 
I need a pet to keep up with me 
Something awesome, something flying 
With coolness that defies gravity 

Fluttershy: I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly. 

Rainbow Dash: Ya think? 

[Fluttershy] 
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky 
Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly 

Rainbow Dash: Better, but cooler. 

[Fluttershy] 
I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan? 
There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that. 
There are falcons and eagles 
They are both quite regal 
Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat 

Rainbow Dash: Now you're talking. But instead of just one stand out, now that's too many. 
So many choices, and such riches a-plenty 

Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have if you ask me. 

[Rainbow Dash] 
The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too 
D'you have something in a yellow striped bat? 

[Fluttershy] 
No, 
I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you 

[Rainbow Dash] 
What to do, what to do. Ahh! 
prize! That's it! There's really just one way 
To find out which animal's best 
Hold a contest, of speed, agility and guts 
That will put each pet to the test 

[Fluttershy] 
Don't forget style, that should be considered 

[Rainbow Dash] 
Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter 

[Fluttershy] 
The one who is awesome and cool 

[Rainbow Dash] 
Just like me 
Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best 

[Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash] 
So a contest we will see 

[Rainbow Dash] 
Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet 

[Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash] 
In the world for me 
May the games begin 

Rainbow Dash: And may the best pet win!