Do middle-aged women wear cameo brooches?
Do young of his lectures drive flapped out old Porsches?
Do salesgirls at Tesco's wear boot's number 7?
Do you eat digestives at 11:30?

Do you act your age
Or the size of your shoes?
Has the man got to do
What the man's got to do?

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Do laneland co-workers vacate in Majorca?
Do baileys start crosswords when they're on the toilet?
Do you talk in riddles or verbal diarrhea?
Do you drink real ale then drown in your beer?

Is this what we are?
Is there nothing inside?
If you swallow your food
Would you swallow your pride?

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Do hip social workers wear militant badges
To show their colleagues on metal jackets?
Do students strike [bad word] closes?
Do you spend your weekends flogging dead horses?

Do you act your age
Or the size of your shoes?
Has the man got to do
What the man got to do?

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