mukashi mukashi no sono mata mukashi [bad word] kizoku no nakayoshi na kyoudai
ikaryaku shou

“chanto yare!”

jii ya ga yobu seki ni tsuke yoidon! (yoidon!)
naifu to fōku de ousen itashimasu no
datte bokura wa [bad word] no
rippa na rippa na kizoku-sama nan desu desu no

hirefuse gumin kimi to no chigai o
vaivai suroi misete [bad word] ze
oi mate mate mata katte ni sonna [bad word] you na hattari [bad word] 
haai haai hai hai
onii-sama no ouse no mama ni

ah mukatsuku ze! maji mukatsuku ze!
ani ni [bad word] namaiki na taido
toki no koe gongu o narase
kenka boppatsu de sensen [bad word] 
itazura [bad word] [bad word] nori [bad word] hora hora aotteku Style de
“ōyasuuri” katchattara
maido arigatou de kimi no make!

(sha!)

tsutanai hikidashi to
aori ai no kakehiki de [bad word] ani no igen [bad word] tame ame to ame
hibana [bad word] chiru ryousha no me to me
ore o dare da to [bad word] kurae! ore-sama ga [bad word] 
hetare ja nai hiyottenai
chotto yūki ga tarinai dake

sā sā mina-san ote o haishaku
atarimae daro yoyū shakushaku
umare nagara ni [bad word] chiito
yabe kirameku jinsei ga sutāto
touzen desu mite mina yuisho wa gachi zei
hai ronpa hai ronpa hai ronpa
moratteku ze V sain
yay! (ｖ＾―゜)♪

haai haai hai hai [bad word] yoku deki machita ☆

ah mukatsuku ze! maji mukatsuku ze!
boku ni mukatte herazuguchi nanza
totte oki o kimi ni mimae
houfuku! seisai! chouhatsu shichatte
 [bad word] [bad word] ichimaiue
chansu wa moratteku sutansu de
tsūkon misu! atchatcha
oainiku-sama da ne kimi no make!

(Yes!)

dakedo kimi kimi dake ga
(sei ya to ya uh uh ya ha)
boku ni niai no [bad word] (sei ya to ya uh uh ya ha) [bad word] no mo hekon den no mo
(uh ha sei ya ya sei ha)
choushi [bad word] kara
koyoi mote me to yai yai yai yai

daitai nii-sama ga itsumo sou yatte nayonayo [bad word] kara
boku ga nii-sama no bun made sekkyokuteki ni natte [bad word] yo
mou sukoshi kansha [bad word] hoshii ne
toshiue no kuse ni zenzen tayori ni naranai onii-sama toka nabakari da yo mou
kyou kara boku ga ani ne kore kettei!
hai kettei

omae ga itsumo hitori de bousou [bad word] kara
ore ga shirinugui [bad word] o enaku [bad word] darou ga
ato ore wa betsu ni hetare ja nai shinchou na dake da
meidotachi mo jii ya mo itteta zo
honto mou sukoshi ochitsuite kure tte
ah mou! [bad word] 
ah mukatsuku ze! maji mukatsuku ze!
nikumareguchi wa okuchi o chakku
toki no koe gongu o narase
jisedai enperā wa kono “boku da!” “ore da!”

itazura [bad word] [bad word] nori [bad word] hora hora aotteku Style de

ichi kara hyaku itadakimasu
maido arigatou de kimi no m
masaka no hi, hikiwake!?

(eh?)