We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster 

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster 

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam 

Down, down 

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin' 

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin' 

Down, down 

Let's rock! 

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's [bad word]  

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun 

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter 
 [bad word] a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale [bad word] BIKINI WHALE!