You walk in the park and see my childish environmental art
So you think  you know that I'm a man with a broken heart

And you've heard that I've been through a recent trauma in my life
Wife was eating too much and my son was cheap enough to be sacrified

Yet I don't have a story no I don't have a thing called faith
I blurt out something boring for the ladies who can pay

Liquor makes me snoring instead of getting laid
I'll end up do the whoring and you want me here to stay
Paa pa paa papapapapa paa
Paa pa paa papapapapa paa

I used to think that I was smart
But daddy said I wasn't
I got million dollars
But who doesn't
Hey can you tell the difference
Between human and a seagull?
If backdoor is open
Stealing's not illegal.
If you do it for the people.

Successful gentleman or drifting headline freak?
Suddenly I can see why you like me and dump my [bad word] full of buns and sweets

But kids are acting crazy they chant my name instead
Of thinking what I have said, this was supposed to be my last breath.

But I can punch it harder
So hard that you can see
Look underneath the floorboards
And you're done with me

But when the story's over
single day wont pass
Without recalling  glory days
Oh why they couldn't last?

I used to think that I was smart 
Daddy said I wasn't 
I had million dollars
But who doesn't 
Hey can you tell the difference
Between vulture and an eagle?
If notebook is open cheating's not illegal
When you do it for the people

Paappa paappa