I like to go bowling with my friend bert
With my bowling ball and my bowling shirt
I like to roll the ball down the lane

On a good day, I throw a few strikes
Making some spares that's what I like
Bowling is my kind of game

I ain't for the one, and two, and three and four
Five pins down the lane
With the boom and the bang, they hit the floor
And I throw the ball again

I like to go bowling with my friend bert
With my bowling ball and my bowling shirt
Bowling is my kind of game

I ain't for the six, and seven, and eight and nine
Ten pins down the lane
I throw the ball when I hit the line
And then I knock them down again

I like to go bowling with the best friend bert
With my bowling ball and my bowling shirt
Bowling is my kind of game
Bowling is my kind of game