On the 1st day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
this broke [bad word] piece of [bad word] drill.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
2 years in jail
and a broke [bad word] piece of [bad word] drill.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
3 tires shot,
2 years in jail
and a broke [bad word] piece of [bad word] drill.

On the 4th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
4 panicked robbers,
3 tires shot,
2 years in jail
and a broke [bad word] piece of [bad word] drill. Which I hate.

On the 5th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
5 bullets left,
4 panicked robbers,
3 tires shot,
2 years in jail
I hate this broke [bad word] piece of [bad word] drill.

On the 6th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left.
4 panicked robbers. [bad word] on, 3 tires shot.
2 years in jail.
 [bad word] this broke [bad word] piece of [bad word] drill.

On the 7th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. Ammo bag.
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
 [bad word]  3 tires shot.
2 years in jail.
And thi-this broke [bad word] -PIECE OF [bad word] DRILL! Fo' serious!

On the 8th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo!
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
3 tires shot.
2 [bad word] years in jail.
 [bad word] this broke [bad word] piece of [bad word] drill! raging

On the 9th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
9 hostages fleeing.
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. Ammo bag, ammo bag!
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
3 tires shot.
2 years in jail.
I came the [bad word] with this broke [bad word] piece of [bad word] drill! I mean seriously?

On the 10th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
10 seconds response time.
9 hostages fleeing.
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left.
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
AWAAAWAAAAH.
2 years in jail.
YOU KNOW, [bad word] THIS! [bad word] THIS DRILL! [bad word] YOU!!! [bad word] THIS FOR!!!

On the 11th day of Christmas, Payday gave to-awww [bad word] #33;
11 doors to lockpick.
10 seconds response time.
9 hostages fleeing.
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo!
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
screams
2 years in jail.
crying

On the 12th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
12 bags of coke.
11 doors to lockpick.
10 seconds response time.
All hostages gone.
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. I'm out of [bad word] ammo!
WHEREE'S THE GEETAWAAAY?!.
crashing
AND BROKE [bad word] PIECE OF [bad word] DRILL!
 [bad word] MY L-I-I-F-E-E-E!