[bad word]  2x]
 Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) 
 My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady 
 Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) 
 My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady 

Ahem.. excuse me! 
 Can I have the attention of the class 
 for one second? 

[Eminem:] 
 Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) 
 Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) 
 Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) 
 Try 'cid and get [bad word] up worse that my life is? (Huh?) 
 My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight 
 but I can't figure out 
 Which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) 
 And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" 
 Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" 
 Well since age twelve, 
 I've felt like I'm someone else 
 Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt 
 Got [bad word] off and ripped Pamela Lee's [bad word] off 
 And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like criss cross 
 I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my [bad word] 
 Faster than a fat [bad word] who sat down too fast 
 C'mere [bad word]  (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) 
 I don't give a [bad word]  God sent me to [bad word] the world off! 
 [bad word]  2x] 
 Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) 
 My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady 
 Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) 
 My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady 

[Eminem:] 
 My English teacher wanted to flunk me 
 In junior high 
 Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five 
 I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler 
 And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!) 
 Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up 
 Flashed the bartender, then stuck my [bad word] in the tip cup 
 [bad word] over pedestrians in a spaceship 
 While they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" 
 Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to 
 I just found out my mom does more dope than I do  [bad word] ) 
 I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper 
 Make a record about doin [bad word] and name it after her (Oh thank you!) 
 You know you blow up when the [bad word] your stands 
 And try to touch your hands 
 Like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) 
 This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph 
 (Dude, can I get your autograph?) 
 So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, [bad word] ' 
 [bad word]  2x] 
 Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) 
 My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady 
 Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) 
 My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady 

[Eminem:] 
 Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) 
 Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! 
 I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die  [bad word] that!) 
 I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive 
 (Huh yup!) [bad word] or goin? I can barely decide 
 I just drank a fifth of vodka - dare me to drive? (Go ahead) 
 All my life I was very deprived 
 I ain't had a woman in years, 
 And my palms are too hairy to hide 
 (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) 
 I spit when I talk, 
 I'll [bad word] anything that walks (C'mere) 
 When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits 
 HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) 
 YOU AIN'T GOT NO [bad word]  (WAHHH!) 
 I lay awake and strap myself in the bed 
 Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) 
 I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) 
 And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) 
 Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had 
 [bad word]  2x] 
 Hi! My name is.. (wh