mole that skewered through the brain
moose quite clinically insane
Why is it always funny
When innocence is so unlucky
Anteater's bursting from inside
beaver sliced and diced and fried
So many options for the carnage
That we're always counting on

On and on it goes with furry bodies
Threwn across the streets
And parking lots
They never see [bad word] But it always does
And when it's here
It's hard to stop 
The joy [bad word] from
Seeing organs on a spring
head stuck in a hive
Molting lava drowning
Cuteness bleeding from the eyes
Asphyxiation's best
When no one is around
Watch out for a sprinkler
Through the head 
When candies on the ground

On and on it goes with furry bodies
Threwn across the streets
And parking lots
They never see [bad word] But it always does
And when it's here
It's hard to stop 
The joy [bad word] from
Joy [bad word] from
Seeing organs on a spring
head stuck in a hive
Molting lava drowning
Cuteness bleeding from the eyes
Asphyxiation's best
When no one is around
Watch out for a sprinkler
Through the head 
When candies on the ground