On the first day of Christmas Payday gave to me...
This broke [bad word] piece-of [bad word] drill.

On the second day of Christmas Payday gave to me...
Two years in jail
And a broke [bad word] piece-of [bad word] drill.

On the third day of Christmas Payday gave to me...
Ah, three tires shot!
Two years in jail
And a broke [bad word] piece-of [bad word] drill.

On the fourth day of Christmas Payday gave to me...
Four panicked robbers!
Three tires shot!
Two years in jail
And a broke [bad word] piece-of [bad word] drill, which I hate.

On the fifth day of Christmas Payday gave to me...
Five bullets left...
Four panicked robbers!
Three tires shot!
Two years in jail
I hate this broke [bad word] piece-of [bad word] drill.

On the sixth day of Christmas Payday gave to me...
Six dozers charging!
Five bullets left...
Four panicked robbers!
C'mon, three tires shot!
Two years in jail
 [bad word] this broke [bad word] piece-of [bad word] drill.

On the seventh day of Christmas Payday gave to me...
Seven tazers buzzing!
Six dozers charging!
Five bullets left... Ammo bag!
Four panicked robbers!
 [bad word]  three tires shot!
Two years in jail
And this... This broke [bad word] . Piece-of [bad word] drill! For serious?

On the eighth day of Christmas Payday gave to me...
Eight SWATs rappelling
Seven tazers buzzing!
Six dozers charging!
Five bullets left... Ammo, ammo?
Four panicked robbers!!!
Three tires shot!
Two [bad word] years in jail
 [bad word] this broke [bad word] piece-of [bad word] drill! Why did we get this [bad word] thing?!

On the ninth day of Christmas Payday gave to me...
Nine hostages fleeing
Eight SWATs rappelling
Seven tazers buzzing!
Six dozers charging!
Five bullets left... Ammo bag, ammo bag!
Four panicked robbers!!!
Three tires shot!
Two years in jail!
I can't even [bad word] with this broke [bad word] piece-of [bad word] drill! I mean seriously!

On the tenth day of Christmas Payday gave to me...
Ten seconds response time
Nine hostages fleeing
Eight SWATs rappelling
Seven tazers buzzing!
Six dozers charging!
Five... Bullets left...
Four panicked robbers!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaa!
Two years in jail!
Yeah [bad word] this! [bad word] this drill! [bad word] you, [bad word] this song!

On the eleventh day of Christmas Payday gave to... [bad word] #33;
Eleven doors to lockpick!
Ten seconds response time
Nine hostages fleeing
Eight SWATs rappelling
Seven tazers buzzing!
Six dozers charging!
Five bullets left... Ammo, ammo?
Four panicked robbers!!!
Aaaa, [bad word] waahaaa!
Two years in jail!
*Chains crying*

On the twelfth day of Christmas Payday gave to me...
Twelve bags of coke...
Eleven doors to lockpick!
Ten seconds response time
All hostages gone
Eight SWATs rappelling
Seven tazers buzzing!
Six dozers charging!
Five bullets left!.. I'm out of [bad word] ammo!
Where's the.. Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Fuuu... *car crash*
And a broke [bad word] piece-of [bad word] drill..