My chick she's a little bit punk rock, 
Can't stand when I'm listening to hip-hop, 
She prefers White Snake over Drake 
(Whatever!) 
But I make her listen to it anyway 

She gets mad cuz I'm always on my iPhone, 
Blackberry can't barely get a signal, 
She's so on-time when I'm [bad word] in place, 
(Hurry up!) 
I guess she's gonna have to wait 

 [bad word] 
Thinking I'm in way over my head, 
Yeah! 
She say's left and I say right, 
Yeah she says yes and I just might, 
Cuz I go up and she goes down, 
Yeah I say something and she freaks out, 
I swear she's out to get me, 
She's all a moody crazy, 
And I'm telling you she hates me, 
She's unlike any other, 
Man I think I love her, 

Wooooo, 
Man I think I love her, 
Wooooo, 
Man I think I love her, 

My chick she's a little bit physco, 
She drew blood on American Idol, 
(Hey!) 
She's always hiding the remote from me, 
Sucks for her that it's my TV, 
She's in my face whenever I'm driving, 
(I know where we're going! I know you're lying! Whatever!) 
My girlfriend talks too much, 
(BLAH BLAH BLAH!) 
Yeah she never shuts up, 

 [bad word] 

She say's left and I say right, 
Yeah she says yes and I just might, 
Cuz I go up and she goes down, 
Yeah I say something and she freaks out, 
I swear she's out to get me, 
She's all a moody crazy, 
I'm telling you she hates me, 
She's unlike any other, 
Man I think I love her 

She say's left and I say right, 
Yeah she says yes and I just might, 
Cuz I go up and she goes down, 
Yeah I say something and she freaks out, 
I swear she's out to get me, 
She's all a moody crazy, 
Yeah she definitely hates me, 
She's unlike any other, 
Man I think I love her 

Wooooo, 
Man I think I love her, 
Wooooo, 
Man I think I love her, 

My chick's always listening to Green Day, 
She kinda hates it when I try to be like Kanye, 

Man this chick goes on and on and on and on, 
(Anything but Brittany!) 

 [bad word] 

She say's left and I say ready, 
Yeah she says yes and I just mind, 
Cuz I go up and she goes down, 
Yeah I say something and she freaks out, 
I swear she's out to get me, 
She's all a moody crazy, 
Yeah I'm telling you she hates me, 
She's unlike any other, 
Man I think I love her 

(So I know this chick, right?) 
Wooooo, 
Man I think I love her, 
(Man I take this girl out to dinner and she's so polite.) 
Wooooo, 
Man I think I love her