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SASHA: If you had what it takes, 
you would be quite the gentle-hound, 
a more sentimental hound,
less of a flake. 
You'd be my hero, 
instead of a zero. 
If you had what it takes.
 [bad word] on, Sasha, 
what do you want, anyway?

SASHA: I want the perfect dog, 
he'd never make me wait.

SASHA AND CHARLIE: The Perfect dog.

CHARLIE: It's more fun to irritate.

SASHA: The perfect dog, 
would shower me with flowers.

SASHA AND CHARLIE: The Perfect dog.

CHARLIE: You'd be sniffiling for hours!

SASHA: So very Sophisticated...

CHARLIE: Thats' over-rated.

SASHA: Someone who'd risk his hide...

CHARLIE: Who'd take you for a ride?

SASHA: He'd make me feel so proud.

CHARLIE: Stop walking on a cloud!

SASHA: To have him by my side!

ITCHY: Gee, It's getting awful hot in here, ain't it?

SASHA: The Perfect dog, I long to see. 
The Perfect dog, the dog for me! 
The perfect dog...
YOU'LL NEVER BE THE PERFECT DOG!

CHARLIE: Uh, I hate to deflate you, 
or invalidate you, 
but this high-in-the-sky guy 
will just nauseate you. 
Life would be boring, 
you'd spend all day snoring, 
is that what you want?!

ITCHY: You know, Sasha, 
if you ask me, 
I think Charlie's got a point. 
Don't you think so? 
I think so.

SASHA AND CHARLIE: The Perfect dog.

CHARLIE: He's only in your dreams.

SASHA AND CHARLIE: The Perfect Dog.

SASHA: I've had it with your schemes. 
I want the perfect dog.

CHARLIE: There is no such creature.

ITCHY: The only perfect dog 
is in an animated feature!

SASHA: Tender and kind...

CHARLIE: They say love is blind!

SASHA: Your out of your leash!

CHARLIE: Your out of your mind!

SASHA AND CHARLIE: The perfect dog!

SASHA: I only want...

CHARLIE: You'll never find...

SASHA AND CHARLIE: The perfect dog!
 [bad word] on and kiss!

SASHA AND CHARLIE: STAY OUT OF THIS! The perfect dog.

SASHA: You'll never be!

CHARLIE: Who'd wanna be?

SASHA AND CHARLIE: THE PERFECT DOG!