I know a place at the edge of the land
 Where the [bad word] out and turns into sand
 I know a place where a man can‘t stand
 Cos a man can‘t walk in the sea
 I know a place where a man can‘t go
 Where a man would drown and sink below
 But if you have a ship then you should know
 That you [bad word] with me [bad word] with me on a quest!
 I‘m on a quest, a quest for ships
 Sailing‘s how I get my kicks
 I‘m on a quest, a quest for boats
 I‘m mad for anything that floats
 I‘m on a quest, to find a craft
 barge or bark or dinghy or raft
 I‘m on a quest, a quest for ships
 And now I need my fix
 I know a place where we can sail
 place I heard of once in a tale
 No gems, no gold, no holy grail
 place at the end of the sea
 But there‘s one problem I can see
 I have no ship that could take me
 But if you have one, or two, or three
 Then you [bad word] with me [bad word] with me on a quest!
 I‘m on a quest, a quest for ships
 Sailing‘s how I get my kicks
 I‘m on a quest, a quest for boats
 I‘m mad for anything that floats
 I‘m on a quest, to find a craft
 barge or bark or dinghy or raft
 I‘m on a quest, a quest for ships
 Won‘t return 'til I‘ve had my fix