What side will it be ? 
Oh what oh what side will it be ? 
The buttered side if bread agrees 
Oh what oh what side will it be ? 
Brain upside down the law on knees 
And marmelade on my levi's... 
Oh what a pretty awaited 
Happy day of [bad word] ! 

Hello every happy bird 
I'm starting my day 
And I realise I realise 
C'est d'ja la [bad word] 
 [bad word] il faut! 
Im sick of the winks 
Of the Evil Eye, 
Hope he will squint 
 [bad word] il faut! 

Here is the law 
Of lonely days! 

And you try to understand 
But there's something 
More to see... 

Glad to live 
This [bad word] stuff 
 [bad word] #33; 
My socks are alerady wet 
Damned! Tell me...What? 
Everything's ok! 
(Just wait for more!) 
 [bad word] #33; My keys in da gully hole 
And a hole where it tangles... 
Pire! Tell me what? Everything's ok! 
(That could be worst...) 
And then it rains and you feel 
And then it fails and you feel like fate has disobeyed 
And then you think that you're born 
Under a star full of scorn and it was not you day 
And you fail and you feel 
And now it rains and you feel like you're in the wrong way 
Beware of the law! Beware of the law! C'est la loi des series! 
Damned! My wife wetter than my socks. In my bed with my friend! 
Pire! Tell me...what? Everything's ok! 
(Could have been your dad!) 
Though you don't believe you're a chosen one 
You feel like you were followed by a neverending April Fools day 
slice a bread choosing to fall... the buttered side against the floor 
And the story is known... (Let me saw sings right now!) 
What side will it be on this pretty day of [bad word]  
Wring side for wring mide with this acrid taste of curse above your head 
As an uncertain list of end... 
Cheer up! There will be only one.