I'm gonna jack it where the sun always shines
(He's gonna jack it)
Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind
(Jackin' it ohhhhh)
Been plantin' them apple seeds and while the apples grow
I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego

Jackin' it Jackin' it Jackety Jack
Spankin' it and Jackin' it, Smackety Smack

Don't need no shirt, no, n' gonna take them pants right off
(He's about to jack it)
On such a bright day who needs underwear or socks
(Jack it, Jack it, hooooo)
Been around Gods country and theres one thing I know
There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego

Jackin' it Jack it, Jackety Jack
Spankin' it Spankin' it smackety Smack
Jackin' it Jackin' it Jackety Jack
Spankin' it and Jackin' it, Spankety Smack
(JACKING FOR THE LORD)

Mayor of San [bad word] to San Diego, there's so much to see
From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay
To the warm tortillas of Olde Towne
And after a day of sightseeing
Why not try spanking it on one of our charming city streets
San [bad word]  take a load off

Jackin' it Jackin' it, Jackety Jack
Spankin' it Spankin' it smackety Smack
Whackin' it Whackin' it whackety whack
Spankin' it and jerkin' it smackety smack

The cars all pass me by
They honk and say hello
(Hey that guys jackin' it!)
from his window theres a guy shooting video
(Video of him jackin')
And if the good lord [bad word] knockin on my door
Just tell him that I'm jacking it in San Diego

Jackin' it Jackin' it, Jackety Jack
Spankin' it Spanki'n it Smackety Smack
(He's about to jack it)