Christmas
Christmas time is here
and Christmas songs you love to hear
thoughts of joy and hope and cheer
but mostly shopping
shopping shopping
Christmas. Christmas time is here
the sleigh bells and red nosed deer
songs and songs we love to hear all played a thousand times each year

Heard this same song 20 times and it’s only Halloween (Joy to the World)
It’s not even cold outside (deck the halls with boughs of holly)

Christmas
Christmas time is here
and Christmas songs you love to hear
(Hark the herald angels sing joy to)
thoughts of joy and hope and cheer
but mostly shopping
shopping shopping

Christmas season
starting sooner every year
It’s October
stores with plastic Christmas trees
Ransack the mall
shop until you lose your mind
Spike the eggnog
sit back and [bad word] Frosty Tiny TIm
and Scrooge the price
or Charlie Brown

It’s time...
It’s time to do the Christmas can-can
if you can’t
can’t dance well that’s ok (not going to do the kick line)
All you need is a tree
some lights about a thousand presents
wrap them up and pray for [bad word] to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la)
Maine all the way to California it’s the Christmas can-can Halloween to Christmas day

It’s the most wonderful time of year [bad word] mad with Christmas cheer
hey what’s troubling you my friend?
It’s not fair if your jewish
jewish (not fair if your Jewish
Jewish)

Dreidel Dreidel
Dreidel I made it out of clay
You realize that Christmas ain’t the only holiday

Hey he’s right who made these laws
Look! Wait! [bad word] Santa Claus
Santa Claus Santa Claus Santa Claus
Santa Claus (Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa)

Hey Santa do the can-can help them if you can-can join in the parade
All you need is a tree
some lights about a thousand presents
wrap them up and pray for [bad word] to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la)
Prance all the way to Indiana it’s the Christmas can-can that’s the end

Wait for our ending
We should share this holiday
I wanna give a happy Chanukah to you
a happy Chanukah to you
a happy Chanukah to you
merry Christmas
Chanukah and also Kwanzaa. Merry
Christmas
happy Chanukah
and mer-ry Kwan-zaa too