Jingle bells Batman smells
Robbin Laid an egg The
Batmobile last its whell

AND THE JOKER [bad word] YOUR MOM!!

Right in her [bad word] Hey hey little girls and boys
whats an your list
for this year? Teddy
bears and lots girls
Well thats too [bad word] bad
you greedy littke [bad word] 
Your getting razor-blades
Stockings of hand grenades!
Im gonna [bad word] on your face!

Your not getting anything for
christmas YOu [bad word] [bad word] 
The milk was sour nad the
cookies sucked so thanks for
nothing YOu [bad word] [bad word] 
Your not getting anything for
christmas YOu [bad word] [bad word] 
Santa's [bad word] and hes talking
names and your first in line
 
(We will have some [bad word] pie and we'll do some caroling)
 
PUUUUUUT!!!
THAT!!!
COOKIE!!!
DOWWN!!!
 
Put that cookie down [bad word] !
 
(As we all know Christmas is that
mystical time of year when the ghost of
Jesus rises from the grave and feed
on flesh of the living)
 
Santa's [bad word] and [bad word] to town hes talking names and
hes throwing DOWN!
 
WICKED WITCH OF FELLING ASLEEP YOU
SMELL LIKE YOUR NOT GOING TO LIKE
WHAT YPU SEE BIG BROTHERS GONNA 
SHOVE IT UP YOUR [bad word] 1,000
DINKS SCRATCHING
AT THE FEILD OF DIGNITY YOU
YOU'ALWAYS LOVE MEAT, YOU'LL
SEE LETS SEE WHAT ANTI GRAVITY
SAYS, PEACHERS SAYS GET OF THE [bad word] WAY
THATS WHEN HE LOOKED FOR DUKE
SPOTSBURG HE SAW EXCITEMENT, YOU
LIKE THAT DANCING? YOU LIKE THAT
PRANCING? ADD ON DIXON YOU HATE [bad word] YOU HATE CUPID, [bad word] DONNER AND
BLITZEN. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, GO
HARDER [bad word] YOU [bad word] DONNER
GO HUG [bad word] LIGHT
SWITCH
SOME PEOPLE WOULD NEVER TOUGHT
THE COPPERS [bad word] OUT GO HOLD
YOUR BREATH AND SENT SANTA BACK
TO THE [bad word] HOUSE
 
5. SEVERED HEADS IN BOX
4. BETCHES ON MY [bad word] 3. BED OF NAILS
2. BUKKETS
1. GUN!!
 
Broken canycanes, stalkings
of coal and bad grades, you
better watch out
 
(Bend ova imma lube ya yp
imma stick that tree right up
yo [bad word] 
 
Youre not getting anything
for Christmas you fecking [bad word] The milk was soup and the
cooclies sucked, so thanks for
nothing you [bad word] [bad word]  
Your not getting anything for
Christmas you [bad word] [bad word] Santa's [bad word] and hes talking
names and your first in line
 
LINE!! LINE!! [bad word] !
(Merry Christmas
you filthy animal)