Greetings, earth things
 My name is alaska [bad word] 5000
 From the planet glamtron
 What's yours?

Now, [bad word] a long way to be here tonight
 So let's get our greetings and salutations outta the way right now
 Shall we?

Hi oh!

I don't know about you, miss kitty
 But I feel so much yummier
 Now, there's an issue that's [bad word] to my attention
 That we need to discuss right now
 Is that okay with you, honey?

Are you ready
 You! Are you ready? (okay)
 (Uhum) are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready?
 Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready? are you ready?

Your makeup is terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 But I love you anyway

Terrible, terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 Terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 Terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 But I love you anyway

Now, I heard this is the best [bad word] club in all the land
 Is that correct? (aham) uhum
 Well, it better be beucase I never had no stunt shows
 or shenanigans at the doorway
 Mr Doorman, what's that? You need my id?
 This face is my id, [bad word] #33;

Now, I'm not the kind of [bad word] who's gonna go behind your back and talk [bad word] on you
 If I have an issue with you, I'll bring it right to your busted face
 Now, let's discuss it right now, shall we? Alrightalrightalright

Are you ready? (aham)
 You specifically? Ore you ready? (uh me? oh, yeah, I totally am)
 Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready?
 Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready? are you ready?

Your makeup is terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 But I love you anyway

Terrible, terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 Terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 Terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 But I love you anyway

Oh my gosh!
 This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that? (oh my God)
 You see, there's something I have to confess
 You and I have a lot more [bad word] than I thought
 And it's something I need to bring to your attention right now

Are you ready? (I think so)
 Are you ready? That's better!
 Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready?
 Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready? are you ready?

(Your makeup is terrible)

My makeup is terrible
 My makeup is terrible
 My makeup is terrible (why?)
 My makeup is terrible
 Do you love me anyway?

Terrible, terrible, terrible
 My makeup is terrible
 Terrible, terrible
 Your makeup is terrible
 Terrible, terrible
 Our makeup is terrible
 But I love you anyway