The Condescension Song - Condesce and Dirk (исполнитель: Broadway Karkat and Bezbozny)
CONDESCE well well well what have we here? the prince of heart, huh? oh, im really scared so youre the human whos woken up on derse, ha, ha, ha youre jokin, youre jokin let me see your eyes youre jokin, you must be this cant be the right guy hes anime, hes yaoi i dont know which is worse i guess ill have to knock him off his highest princely horse when the new black queen says youre going to fail your mission you should pay attention now cus im the condescension and if you arent bowin theres somethin very wrong because i wont let you get away once youve heard the condesce song obey (WOA)(), obey (WOA)(), obey (WOA)() because im the condescension well if im feeling crafty and ive found that you're awake i might just bake a special batch OF ALP)(C)(ILDR-EN CAK-E! and dont you know the dreamer that makes the whole thing work? a crocker cake is [bad word] without a little dirk~! (WOA)() yes (WOA)() WOA)( (WOA)() oh yes im the condescension DIRK You like to think you're the mastermind? Well I'm alive so you're behind. You can't restrain the Strider bane, Cause news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain. CONDESCE youre jokin, youre jokin i cant believe this boy lord english, are you hearin this this nonsensical ploy its pathetic, its tirin your blood is just so low so now i think its about time that i turn you INTO DOU)( DIRK Every human has this blood color... CONDESCE i guess that means you all should die then WOA)(~ on 2x3 prong day the whole worlds fate was sealed because im a mean dersite queen and i change the playing field its much more fun i must confess when the advantage [bad word] all mine ill take you all out, one by one and this game will turn out fine DIRK Just abandon your goals Oh Queen of Trolls You're on the [bad word] list of the destroyer of souls CONDESCE oh human, youre something the facade that you present only shows that you just do not know who you are up against its worse than you imagine you havent got a prayer how do you expect to [bad word] him when he is already there good luck~ DIRK Suck my Dirk...