Spin the bottle loveTime's not on your side
There's no albatross
Fall down anyway
We are the birds and the bees, we are the telephone trees
So we'll pile into the bar, just like the cattle we are
We are the birds and the bees, we live in telephone trees
So we'll pile into the bar, just like the cattle we are
Cut yourself and join the thousands of minions 
Boil a baby sleep with horses it's all the same
Cut yourself and join the thousands of minions
Fools [bad word] all aboard!
Clear my area
Sent home full of shame
But I will be your slave
We are the birds and the bees, we are the telephone trees
So we'll pile into the bar, just like the cattle we are
We are the birds and the bees, we live in telephone trees
So we'll pile into the bar, just like the cattle we are
Cut yourself and join the thousands of minions 
Boil a baby sleep with horses it's all the same
Cut yourself and join the thousands of minions
Cut yourself and join the thousands of minions 
Boil a baby sleep with horses it's all the same
Cut yourself and join the thousands of minions
Cut yourself and join the thousands of minions 
Boil a baby sleep with horses it's all the same
Cut yourself and join the thousands of minions