I’m full of Christmas [bad word]  I don’t know what that is but it’s hot 
It’s a sparkling [bad word]  inside an oatmeal cookie shot 
And when I put my Santa hat on it’s a needle full of Christmas glee 
Coating my house in frilly [bad word] 
and Disney trademark intellectual property 

Cause it’s snowing 
I love shopping 
and I fu fu fu fu fu [bad word] love Christmas 
Setting up the lights 
So my [bad word] house sings 
cause I’m [bad word] [bad word] crazy about Christmas 
If Christmas was living 
I’d [bad word] it to death 
and then consume it’s body 
For it’s Christmas breath 
cause it’s growing 
I’m not stopping 
I [bad word] love Christmas 

Ladies and gentlemen, did you know that on top of dying for all our sins, Jesus Christ plays a wicked electric guitar? LISTEN! You dance! You [bad word] dance! That’s our lord and saviour you mother [bad word] #33; 

I’ll buy all things red and green, 
accumulating thousands in debt 
I’ll let [bad word] my life, 
Making it the best Christmas yet 
And I’ll play those Christmas carols until my ears will bleed with Christmas cheer, 
It’ll scare the [bad word] outta you but it’s only getting bigger every year! 

Cause it’s snowing 
I love shopping 
and I fu fu fu fu fu [bad word] love Christmas 
I love those stop motion shows 
That scare the [bad word] outta me 
cause I’m [bad word] [bad word] crazy about Christmas 
I bathe in hot chocolate ‘til my skin is red 
And I’ll sing Christmas songs until your soul is dead 
Cause I’m soaking 
in sweet toppings 
and I [bad word] love Christmas 

and the feels, and the deals, and the meals, and the steals at the Sears 
Keep it longer, make it stronger, nothing’s wrong here, I could stay here all year 
Smell the crazy, feeling hazy, something’s tasty, at the Macy’s downtown 
Getting higher, feeling wired, I’m inspired, I’m on fire right now 

I love the over marketing for making deplumes 
By the way this song’s available on itunes 

I wanna smash it open ‘til it’s stiff and cold 
and maybe search its brains for its Christmas gold 
and then drink it’s blood ‘til I lose control 
and the Christmas madness will take it’s toll! 

Tranquilizer hits him 

it’s snowing 
and I love shopping 
and I [bad word] love Christmas 
Enough to build tranquilizer immunity 
I must be [bad word] [bad word] crazy about Christmas 

I’ll kill anyone not celebrating with me, 
Your resistance is feeding my insanity 
Cause it’s snowing 
I love shopping 
so put that star on top the tree 
and buy me a [bad word] tv 
We’re going on a shopping spree 
my stockings filled with DVDs 
I my heart is filling up with glee 
can’t help what’s is going over me 
I [bad word] love Christmas