Prepare to be [bad word] impressed
By this champion because
He's got a skirt and armored pecks
And a spear you cannot dodge

Blocking attacks with shield in hand
And critting left and right
He's pantheon, so understand
There's nowhere you can hide

Pantheon, just wait and see
There's no place [bad word] and flee
Pantheon, oh don't overextend 
From the heavens he'll descend

Pantheon, gotta gank em all
He's ulting you, just give him a minute or two
He'll fall down and land on you
Pantheon, gotta gank em all, Pantheon

He just wanted to bake a cake
But then he burned his face
Now he hides it to cover the shame
It's just a theory that we made

Look at those abs, they're hella tight
He'll kill your self esteem
Put [bad word] in him he'll lead the fight...
Or he'll just bait your team