She was a schoolgirl with seven GCE's and one ambition was to collect degrees 
 But in the library researching English litt, she met a student who took her mind of it
 She was attracted by his smiling eyes he said he loves her but he was telling lies 
 He talked of subjects of which he never heard but when she learned them he quickly disappeared
 All is new to love you 
 All is new to know in a way of love 
 In a way of love 
 Her heart was broken and she won no degrees
 She's now redundant a victim of the sleaze
 This is the lesson for which one has to pay
 It is in no textbook and nobody no play