Life is like a hurricane

Here in Duckburg

Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes

It's a duck-blur

Might solve a mystery

Or rewrite history

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DuckTales (oooh ooooh)

Every day they're out there making

DuckTales (oooh ooooh)

Tales of daring do bad and good

LuckTales (oooh ooooh)

When it seems they're heading for the

Final curtain

Cool deduction never fails

That's for certain

The worst of messes

 [bad word] successes

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D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you

There's a stranger out to find you

What to do? Just grab on to some DuckTales

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D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you

There's a stranger out to find you

What to do? Just grab on to some ...

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Not pony tales or cotton tales, no

DuckTales (ooh ooooh)