[bad word]  
When you walked through the door 
It was clear to me (clear to me) 
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) 
You're a … rock star (baby) 
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) 
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you) 
We're the ones who made you 

(VERSE ONE) 
Back by popular demand 
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can 
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand 
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? 
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands 
Shady man… no don't massacre the fans 
 [bad word]  I think Kim Kardashian's a man 
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands 
On her massive Gluteus maximus again 
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend 
Can [bad word] back as nasty as he can 
Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again 
He does not mean to [bad word] offend 
But Lindsay [bad word] back to seeing men 
Samantha's a 2, You're practically a 10 
I know you want me girl, 
In fact I see your grin 
 [bad word] in girl) 

 [bad word]  
When you walked through the door 
It was clear to me (clear to me) 
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) 
You're a … rock star (baby) 
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) 
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you) 
We're the ones who made you 

(VERSE TWO) 
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture 
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her 
Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres 
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness? 
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman 
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine 
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then 
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend' 
Brit f'rget K-Fed let's cut off the middle man 
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again 
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge 
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion 
little did I mention, that Jennifer's in- 
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench 
Man I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch 
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim 

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 [bad word]  
When you walked through the door 
It was clear to me (clear to me) 
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) 
You're a … rock star (baby) 
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) 
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you) 
We're the ones who made you 

(VERSE THREE) 
And that's why… my love 
You'll never live without, 
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out 
And baby, you know, you know you want me too 
Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you 

 [bad word] girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa 
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out 
You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album 
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia 
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but 
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp) 
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers 
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis 
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt 
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit 
I think he's about to flip 
Jessica rest assure, Superman's here to rescue ya 
Can you blame me? 
You're my Amy, I'm your Blake 
Matter fact make me a birthday cake 
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break 
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate 
(Now break it down girl) 

 [bad word]  
When you walked through the door 
It was clear to me (clea